December 2009
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I dream in technicolor slash fiction
The other night, I dreamt I was Finn off of Glee and that I had a crush on Kurt Hummel. WTF.
I forgot which musical number I (as Finn) managed to save at the last minute but I remember doing it for Kurt and being so happy that he’s happy. WTF.
The holidays have been a mostly fulfilling full-time job so my internet life’s been kind of dead. It’s so weird how I had way more...
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FORMSPRING! #002: Aslan is Jesus is Boring
Hogwarts or Narnia?
I’m basing this off the movies because I’m illiterate (or what I’d like to glorify as modern literate, gleaning culture through non-print media HOLLA!) but I find Hogwarts to be a more nuanced and fully realized environment. Narnia was too cartoonish for me and the disjointed continuity further drove it into the domain of non-reality. I like works of fantasy...
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I needed an orange because I'm beautiful
I saw this girl on Cops once (it’s right after AoTS and X-Play and I’m too lazy to switch channels sometimes! DO NOT JUDGE ME) and she got caught speeding and the officer was like, “can you give me any reason not to issue you a ticket right now?”
And the girl was like, “Aren’t you, like, allowed to go 10 over the limit? Everybody knows that!”
And the...
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Turn your computer screen into a disco light!... →
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ManCrush #001: Danny Forster
QUALIFICATIONS:
- Master in Architecture from Harvard Graduate School of Design
- B.A. in Architectural History from Wesleyan University
- Previous experience in real estate broking, development, improv and stand-up comedy
- Hosts two frikkin Discovery effin Channel shows with a level of adorkableness that makes me go into fits of post-orgasm schoolgirl giggles
- As best I can research,...
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Tumblr makes me feel like the drunk person who...
And I was totally tipsy before I even got in and made a beeline to the free champagne. This is true.
flight101:
“You have no idea how much it breaks my heart that I’m cheating on LJ with Tumblr.”
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Dino/Deena
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FORMSPRING #001: Drunk dancing in a burning room!
If you were to audition for SYTYCD, what would be your style AND the song you’ll be dancing to?
Okay, I have seriously taken too much time taking this question too seriously and I need to post this so I can get over it already OMG.
IF I HAD TEH SKILLZ 1. Wade Robson/Fannypakesque contemporary jazz -> She Wants To Move - N.E.R.D 2. Contemporary, leaning on contemporary ballet ->...
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@reelpersona ! AKA another Tumblr Supernoobmax...
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Yes. That Long Island from West Village, pls.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I’d (park first then) send you a DM. Something like@reelpersona I think I just saw you walking, along x street heading towards x street corner x street. Was that you?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with...
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It makes you think what kinds of things you do at...
Okay I’m depressed about Brittany Murphy but “oh dear I just ran out of lotion” is full of lolz
flight101:
I just ran out of lotion. I don’t want to go to work anymore.
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If I had charisma, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba...
No one asks me anything in my Formspring [either]! Why is that? We’re very awesome people!! :( RIGHT?!
Maybe we’re the Arrested Development of internet people. We have our moments but we’re just not accessible.
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CHARISMA: I dun has it.
No but honestly, this is a sad life pattern. LOL?
FORMSPRING, YOU GUYS I am a tax-deductible charity!
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SURVEY TIME: Because nobody asks shit on my...
1. If you’re following me, I want to know 35 things about you. I don’t care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine.
2. Reblog with your answers and so other people can respond to you! If you’ve posted a full response already, you can just reblog with your answers to #4, 10, 17, 18 and 21 and hide the rest of the...
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Wahoo! Done backreading 150 days of...
There were a lot of awesome strips (why does this keep sounding kinky?) but these last two panels on Questionable Content #1529 speak to my very soul.
Except the casual sodomy part because I like my sodomy black tie.
And by black tie I mean tied up in leather. JK! Although I may be open to the idea.
But nothing shiny. Those are tacky! Oh, the end.
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WatchMarian Anderson - Ave Maria (Schubert)
I love her solemnity. A lot of singers hit this song a bit too hard (most of the time, I just go by the second vowel of the first Maria to decide if I want to keep listening or not) or try to stylize it too much. You can hear a full version here.
I know the video doesn’t help me any but I still stand by my belief that Ave Maria is not a Christmas...
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Vegas Itinerary Semi-Final Draft
Day 1 12:00 Lunch at Wynn Buffet - Wynn xx:xx - 15:00 Adventuredome - Circus Circus 15:00 Check in - Palazzo/Venetian Walk south of strip 16:00 Rollercoaster - NYNY 16:30 Bodies: The Exhibit - Luxor 18:30 CSI: The Experience - MGM Grand 20:30 Dinner at Tournament of Kings - Excalibur Day 2 08:00 Breakfast at Wynn Buffet - Wynn 09:00 Siegfried and Roy - Mirage 10:00 Tussaud’s -...
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#FB A poem about blackholes or maybe Edward and...
You pull me into your gravity and ‘tween you and me, time gives way No there’s no going back, it’s just us now standing on a heap of time and space They say it’s dangerous, the two of us together it’s dangerous what we create they can’t see what goes beyond the event horizon ‘coz we’re a blackhole, baby, blackhole They try to explain what it is...
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SO I JUST FOUND OUT: Snowballing has another,...
Don’t ask me how it came to my attention (HIYO!) but I looked it up and it’s a totally unsafe sexual practice that has its own Wikipedia page. I want to cry. I want to cry.
SNOWBALLING: If you want to be super sure you get enough genetic material to contract a disease.
Because having a shared condition is romantic. Kind of like vampires.
SNOWBALLING: This is not how you become a...
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@flight101 Wait, was it a pun I just didn't get?...
Because I’m pretty sure the lyrics go “it’s time to bring the ship in to the shore” not “shipment”? As in docking SS Single Person into Port Commitment forever.
Dude/dudette(who uses that word anymore?) who wrote the song was super old school, though. He/she thought ships still had oars. Maybe he/she wrote the song during the Roman/Egyptian times.
Image via...
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“So if you must bottom, be wise
Your mind’s in disturbia”
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- misheard lyrics to Disturbia - Rihanna
In response to:
the secret agent on flight 101: FormSpring responses
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Virtual Stock Exchange Game from MarketWatch →
A couple months back, my mom suggested I start actively playing with stocks like a friend of hers does because I “would probably figure it out” and “[am] always on the computer anyway.”
My only experience in stock trading, thus far, comes by way of Neopets and even so, I’ve always taken a traditional (long-term) investing approach there. ALSO, I don’t think...
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“I know it’s counter-progressive,
but I miss thinking that the universe...”
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The Earth, looking back at Ptolemy’s geocentric model of the universe
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When I start sparing you niceties, you've...
Connie: Are you gonna miss me?
Me: We'll still see each other next spring!
Connie: But are you gonna miss me?
Me: Connie, you're just leaving the country for Christmas, it's not like you're gonna die.
Connie: So you're only going to miss me when I die?
Me: Well, I mean, that's the one that kind of strikes all possibility of me ever seeing you again, isn't it? And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to even know if you die. Like, is your dad going to go on your Facebook and update your status? Like..."is dead. :( please visit me at ..."
ALSO: Connie and I are *not* dating because that would make me the biggest douche ever. Although, really, I wish...significant others asked less questions like that because I can be honest to a fault sometimes.
Like, ok, I don't want to say "yes" until I know I mean it so, ok, the best I can give you right now's an "I guess". I guess I'll miss you, honey. I *do* know I love you though. I'm just not sure I'm going to miss you because I kind of have exciting stuff lined up for while you're gone.
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#FB SO I JUST FOUND OUT: Godzilla is a gorilla...
This deserves the full enunciation of what the fuck, Japan? What the fuck?! (WTFJWTF)
Gojira-heads are going to kill me for this but I honestly think Hollywood’s Godzilla (and the animated series it spawned) is the only non-ridic thing to ever come out of a franchise I don’t even know why I support.
Seriously. In the logical battle of Irradiated Iguana Turns Giant v Gorilla Whale, I...