February 2010
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Formspring! Let's set the record straight
If U Arent A Lesbian… Are you gay? lol i dont care what you are… you just said in the question thingy that u arent a lesbian. - Blueberry Gumdrop.
I am mostly gay but very romantically open-minded. I believe that heterosexuals have a right to civil marriage, and the benefits and responsibilities that go alongside it. I like boys and girls that have lesbian tendencies or actualities.
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January 2010
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Formspring and snail mail time!
You guys, I made it to the President’s List! I get nervous whenever I get mail from school because I always assume it’s for a call to disciplinary action of some sort[1] which is silly, neurotic self, because we have been on our best behavior. Jesus Christ, you guys, I put in over 10 hours in the gym this week just so I won’t get a B in PE.
However, no readily apparent losses in...
Screw
A screw drilled its way into my left rear tire’s sidewall. Just an inch more and it would’ve hit the tread instead! Argh! Good thing I did my research prior and didn’t end up saying, “well, go on then. Patch it.” +1 testosterone points
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What's new, pussycat? It's formspring time!
Ummm…. I has a kitty… and i love you. <333
Are you telling me that you have a pet cat or that you are biologically female? Honest question. I don’t know when people are just being clever sometimes! Either way, good for you! Also, thanks!
I used to be a cat person when I was younger, mostly because they were more resilient than the multitude of pets we had growing up....
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I love obsessively formulating answers to...
I stumbled upon this randomly so I’m going to ask a question! What’s your favourite colour? :D
I can’t make up my mind regarding what my all-time favorite color is so it would probably be better if I told you what colors I like the least. I’m not a big fan of some hues of orange, brown and gray, especially when you put them together, as they can make me feel worn-out,...
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Some happiness come only from within, enough for...
I wouldn’t call myself as strongly as “too into myself.” I’d admit to being stingy with affection, among others, but calling myself “too into myself” would imply that instead of giving, say, affection to others, I only give it to myself— which is hardly the case. I would take schizoid but not narcissistic.
I may not be able to give significant amounts of...
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Dear God, I believe you had made some crucial...
Unfortunately, I seem to have misplaced my warranty inside my mother’s uterus, which has since been flooded out several times. Would you happen to have a copy in your filing system?
xoxo Busted Sculpture
I’m not a fan of Enneagram typology (MBTI FTW!) and I would honestly rather go by aura colors and western/eastern astrology than the former but this type description for Enneagram...
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SO I JUST FOUND OUT: 50 Cent is a seemingly...
Also, until last week, I conveniently thought that The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson only aired on Mondays. Since my learning that it does, in fact, air every single weeknight, I have gotten significantly less sleep.
MY ALTERNATING TWO DAY SCHEDULE:
1. Troll the internets/do “research.” (plus or minus 3 hours) 2. Iron Chef Japan + Cook the one meal I remember to eat every day...
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My prof decided to grade my rough draft as a...
Perchance one is interested in purchasing said wond’rous feeling? I’m in such an elevated mood that I am tempted to think I could fly, silly thought.
Regards, M’sieur Olivoir
Anyway, yes, the prof said my rough draft was good enough to be graded.
I like how much better I’ve become at handling peer workshops. Nowadays, I feel cheated when my paper doesn’t come back...
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Conan's recipe for amazing things
He forgot to mention brains enough to be a 1.) magna cum laude while 2.) double majoring in History and Literature at 3.) Harvard, in his recipe for succcess.
Personally, I’m focusing on the working really hard bit because being kind comes and goes with my psychoemotional fluctuations. Maybe I should work on that first.
flight101:
Conan said that “if you work really hard and...
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SO I JUST FOUND OUT: A Ramona and Beezus Movie,...
I’m dying at the thought that I’m dying at the thought of a kiddie movie adaptation of a kiddie book, but I am and what I am needs no explanation.
Since the movie adaptation’s not going to be a z-list production, with Selena Gomez playing Beezus, I’m thinking the movie stands a good chance of doing well. If it does, then Ramona, Beezus and the general Beverly Cleary...
It's Olympic and Figure Skating season, Glee's...
you are being crazy.
flight101:
Fuck-me shoes from Zara were not available in my size
I don’t have a reason to live anymore.
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SO I JUST FOUND OUT: Robert Pattinson sings
I was watching a Ray LaMontagne vid on Youtube when I saw someone comment that Ray, “sounds like Robert Pattinson when he sings” and my first instinct was to crawl through the intertubes to bitchslap this woman— or man, maybe— and introduce her/him to reality.
I thought the commenter was just imagining what Robert Pattinson would sound like if he sang, but I looked it up...
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Can anyone translate this Portuguese(?) phrase for...
“kopskpdaosdkpasodkpaos Q porra de nome é esse caraio ?”
The first word’s probably onomatopoeic, “porra” and “caraio” are (usually) expletives and “de nome é esse” transliterated, means “name is this.”
Given that, it might mean, “what the fuck’s up with your [my] name?” or “Oh fuck, did I not send that...
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If your younger self saw you, would it be a...
photo from photos.lifeisphoto.ru via mslilith
I like anything that passes as ikebana in my uneducated eyes. Would anyone know what flowers those are? They seem terribly similar to bougainvilleas, especially if the leaves and flowers are from different plants.
I say terribly similar because I’ve grown saturated with bougainvilleas— developed bougainvillea ennui, if you will. Our...
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Tumblr Logic: Lesson 001
ARGUMENT: The fun thing about someone calling you selfish is that sometimes, it’s because you’re not fulfilling their own selfish desire.
LET’S RECONSTRUCT THE ARGUMENT!
X claims that Y is selfish
X only claims that Y is selfish because X is selfish (Y won’t fulfill X’s own selfish desire)
Therefore, X’s claim that Y is selfish should not be believed because...
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BREAKING NEWS: Tornadoes kill people
Gymgoer 1: Did you hear about the tornado warnings in some parts of California?
Gymgoer 2: I'm scared of tornadoes.
Gymgoer 1: Why?
Gymgoer 2: Tornadoes kill people.
Gymgoer 1: Oh, really?
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Because I'm Not Pregnant: I Love Contractions!
I don’t understand why contractions are disallowed in academic papers that are editorial in nature. I understand having to set a formal, if a bit robotic tone for hard-nosed academic writing but when I’m writing autobiographical essays, I do not want to sound as if I were Spock from the hit television show Star Trek nor as if I were providing a sworn testimony to a court of law, your...
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What kind of drunk are you?
FORMSPRING TIME! Tumblr ask is also fun and looks prettier on my theme!
1. i remember you being drunk with 2-3 beers when we were together..but not when you had a whole pack of beer to yourself.. random. im lusting after your brother. is too sad. and when was the last time you used your disco stick? LOL.
CLARIFICATION: We were super tired. I forget why exactly (it was way after hell week and...
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Anonymous asked: i am so glad to actually be able to READ something on here. you don't know (or maybe you do) how annoying it is to see one post after another of one-liners.
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Those Days is a sanitary napkin brand in the...
I hate those days. No but honestly, I’ve had those days and they make me wonder how much more of a drama queen I’d be if I had lady parts and hormones. My PMS would be frikkin epic.
bonsaipinetree:
fearlessfight:
jakeluvcake:
emilywengerrr:
Have you ever had one of those days where you hate the world? And anything that happens, even dropping your pen, makes you wanna break down...
Rain and car trouble. I'm an AAA ad.
Kicker? Thunder crackling whilst talking to AAA rep. Also, low phone batt. This only happens in ads, you guys.
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flight101 asked: "I didn’t know she was Judy Garland’s daughter."
I gasped. One big bitchslap from here to there. Anyway, let's say you have a worldwide show tunes tour ('The Dino Experience'). What will be the opening and closing songs?
I gasped. One big bitchslap from here to there. Anyway, let's say you have a worldwide show tunes tour ('The Dino Experience'). What will be the opening and closing songs?
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One time, I was looking for my mom and she was...
Sometimes I kid about my mom’s height but that time, I was dead serious, which is tragic.
PHOTO EVIDENCE/EXCUSE TO GET VEGAS PHOTOS A-MOVIN’:
My mom said she was the tall girl when she was in grade school and she totes dominated the softball field and led them to regionals or something other glory. Then she stopped growing.
My dad also played center for their grade school and...
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OK. You know you've made it when spell check...
FB and Tumblr’s spell check knew how to spell the Minnelli in Liza better than I did. I checked and Google mostly comes up with just Liza and her dad (who was a pretty big Hollywood musical director back in the studio days himself) so it’s not like it’s a Webster word.
The kicker? Tumblr’s spell check dictionary doesn’t even seem to accept Tumblr as a valid word....
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Long live the movie musical!
Throughout the great depression, Hollywood musicals kept the spirits of the masses afloat through song and dance. I’ve been feeling emotionally flat lately and though there were other factors contributing to said malaise, I had an inkling what another was, only I was ashamed of admitting it even to myself. I needed a musical. 1 googol gay points for me.
While Hollywood Singing and...
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My ~*+serenity prayer+*~ (and the serenity prayers...
God grant me the serenity…afforded by everything going just right. According to my plan. I mean, with Your approval, of course.
So…we cool? Can we sign on this? ^o^
Dear God,
In thy infinite wisdom, thou knowest I jest with the sense of humor thy infinite generosity to me hath blest. And surely thy infinite benevolence shall spare me ills for brandishing thine gift of mad rhyming skillz
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“You have been told that real life is not like college and you have been...”
– Meryl Streep (via nancysun)
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I’m Letting Go - Josh Woodward
I’ve...
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Formspring forgot to email me these!
It’s supposed to email you when you get responses, right? UNGH! Sorry for the delayed response! I love getting formspring responses! Mayhaps try that fangled tumblr messaging thing that’s also kind of like formspring but better/worse?!
1. you are so funny.i have no idea how i ended up on your tumblr site,but,man,i am so enjoying my stay here.and yep,i know this ain’t a question....
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The 16 basic desires and 7 personality archetypes...
16 BASIC DESIRES
Put a plus sign before your strongest desire/s and a minus sign before your weakest
+ Acceptance, the desire to avoid criticism and rejection
+ Curiosity, the desire for cognition
o Eating, the desire for food
o Family, the desire to raise one’s own children
o Honor, the desire to behave morally
o Idealism, the desire for social justice
+ Independence, the desire for...
Lines for Winter - Mark Strand
psychotherapy:
Lines for Winter
Tell yourself as it gets cold and gray falls from the air that you will go on walking, hearing the same tune no matter where you find yourself— inside the dome of dark or under the cracking white of the moon’s gaze in a valley of snow. Tonight as it gets cold tell yourself what you know which is nothing but the tune your bones play as you keep going....
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I always thought Norah Jones' punk act was just a...
This is El Madnessmo.
reelpersona:
(via helgaholic)
Which version of Norah Jones? The jazzy or the punk rock one?
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I wish candlelit baths didn't creep me out. They...
But IRL? They feel so horror to me.
I just need some goddamn special alone time that has a finite timetable (i.e, when your skin gets so pruney it hurts) because my time-space continuum has been very defined as of late. It just can’t accomodate worthwhile trips to my rich inner worlds, unless I make the executive call to forego sleep altogether.
Not sleeping is like a goddamn drug to...
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Those goddamn fine lines again: Self-reliance vs...
The silver lining? I finally get why people who need people are lucky. However, I consider trust more a factor than grown-up pride. I wouldn’t say I have outright trust issues, I just need more of a track record than some.
The thing that sucks about romance is, it doesn’t work like, say, aviation. A pilot becomes more trustworthy the more miles he/she flies safely. A lover?...
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1 terabyte of extra storage FTW!
Sometimes choosing which files to delete is a meditative experience but it’s a meditative experience I’d rather not take part in for a while.
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Classmate who's been looking at me srsly weird: Do...
OH MY FRIKKING LOVING GOD, YOU GUYS: I think it’s the latter. Oh, calm yourself down, boy.
Ok, so Hai— which is not a code name, BTW and IKR— has been looking at me something bemusedly since first day of class in the way I look at llamas and alpacas in zoos. They’re so goddamn ridic they’re cute.
I was like, am I…am I that ridic? I haven’t even ran my...
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Tumblr is sending me on an OCD rage
So my last post got posted four times— technically, the one with the rant attached just got posted once but three others sans rant ninja’d their way in— and Tumblr won’t let me delete the three others (or at least make them private) and OMG OCD rage you guys.
I’ve switched browsers and operating systems on my laptop and tried to delete the repetitive posts on my...