December 2011
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It really is quite amazing
how I can eat a whole chicken in one sitting like it’s just a sandwich if I don’t practice any restraint. There have been far too many times when I came to from my frenzy and realized, “Woah. I did not mean to eat it all. ALSO, why am I not full yet?”
People who have stood on the event horizon of the black hole that is my digestive system have looked in awe at its...
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Anonymous asked: This isn't one of the questions, but what do you use on your hair?
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Anonymous asked: 1, 45
Put a number in my ask! :) →
hellomorningsun:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your personality:
What I...
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I may have depressive tendencies, but I make it...
Friend: Oi, what are you thinking about? You look so sad again!
Me: It's not my fault my face looks this way! Oh, but, ah! I've been indulging in unnecessary melodramatic feelings lately. I've finally found the time for it!
Friend: You...you have a schedule for your feelings?
Me: Well, I mean, the unnecessarily melodramatic ones. I mean, sometimes, I just can't let it get in the way, but my schedule just freed up lately so I've been giving it some quality time. I'm thinking of taking it to a snow cabin-- cuddle, fireplace, hot cocoa, stuff. Y'know, just some "us" time.
Friend: O...kay?
Me: That's what you get for asking me what I'm thinking about! I was just chillaxing, man! All's coooool.
Friend: You looked so sad!
Me: It's not my fault my face just defaults into looking sad when I'm not paying attention!
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And now I know what the best frozen pizza maybe is
I told myself I was just taking a break (like how I told myself I was just going to take a two-hour nap to help my brain encode information, something my superego knows is too scientifically-founded to argue with, ha!), but I researched what the best frozen pizza is (not completely random— we have a really early potluck/picnic thing on Thursday, and I was thinking of actually making food,...
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Oh, so I'm not as dumb at Microbio as I thought....
WELP that was a waste of feeling ashamed of my self all frikking term long, wasn’t it?
“It’s just going to be disappointments across the board” is something I actually said to my professor earlier this term. I kind of cried on the inside after I heard myself actually, sincerely say something as tragically melodramatic like that.
Y’know, I don’t understand...
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got shawarma whoooo
notyourpanda:
It was a different guy than usual, too, and I got more meat than usual whooooooo
THAT is what she said.
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Tentatively Yours, Classy and Sassy Victorian-Era...
Dear future boyfriend,
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I admire your emphatic articulation
The delivery is rather crass, but the content is romantic
So candid are your charms— so raw, energetic
and, with fervor, I expect the same to be said of our copulation
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Think not, my love, of me as less a lady
for bringing this matter so openly into discourse
I’ve not to allusions taken much fancy
and better now...
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