February 2012
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futureevilex replied to your photo: God DAMN it, body, will you stop being a precious…
Walked home from the store once and switched bag hands. A woman stopped me and handed me a suicide hotline number. Props to her but wrong target.
lolololololololol
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A letter Onew & Jonghyun wrote to each other when... →
tofu-ness:
shineetown:
I’ve tried to sub this, English might have error not 100% right but the rough idea is that enjoy this touching letter ;)
Jonghyun :
Your vocal, just like heaven , just because of that,
you became the first member to be in SHINee, and the first to
be notice as the highest member, your piano play while you sing,
from the beginning you show the ‘king style’ during...
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dopehero asked: Ty for being civil in your reply and not calling me an uneducated swine. I talked with a few people about this already so I understand things from another perspective, but either way I do understand where you're coming from and I will try to articulate my thoughts better next time!
obsolete: It’s okay to call all white people... →
dopehero:
drabo:
dopehero:
It’s okay to call all white people privileged and say they’re dumb, in denial, or just ignorant when their opinions differ from someone who isn’t white
because all white people are the same right? we’re all from the colonial period and our ancestors have lived here and raped and enslaved…
My sentiments exactly. There are a lot of black racists on Tumblr who hate...
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tophatprince:
man this is a stupid post but i keep seeing brs posts and “macaroons”
THIS IS A MACAROON
THIS IS A MACARON
so when i see people talking about macaroons i assume the first picture dfjhsfkhsgfsflsfdgsdkfsdf
this is macaroni
this is maronite
this is marinade
i hope that...
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ma-bster:
SELF WHORING! SELF WHORING EEEEEEEVERYWHERE
Hi :3 I’m writing a short-ish story about this girl who lives in the suburbs. Basically, it’s for an English writing assignment where we had to write a short story using the suburban gothic. Aaaaaaand yeah. Check it out, let me know what you think ^_^ I’ll be posting more throughout the next week, since I have February...
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RIP Whitney Houston :(
Y’all, I was just belting Didn’t We Almost Have it All in my car earlier today, true story.
For those who want sources (kudos to you!), you can find them all (including CNN, Reuters) here.
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So my mom thought I was a ghost again, and she...
CUZ NINJA, mom. CUZ NINJA.
Every time my mom looks like she’s going to have a heart attack, my sister screams or my brother and dad actually quiver, I just stare at them all
and they’re like, “Jesus christ. I didn’t know there was a person there.”
“Har har,” I says.
“I swear,” they would uniformly protest, “don’t go sneaking...
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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
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angstier:
createyourself42:
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
SHIT. They might still be trying to find me in the Philippines! Where do I file my change of residency? WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!
I write like →
ma-bster:
If we go by my essays, I write like H.P. Lovecraft… sounds like the name of porn star in HP-themed porns >_>
If we go by my blog posts, I write like Cory Doctorow
J.D. Salinger.
“The Catcher in the Rye is a 1951 novel by J. D. Salinger. Originally published for adults, it has since become popular with adolescent readers for its themes of teenage confusion, angst,...
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
blueberrysweety:
Indeed.
If the use of “dominate” instead of “dominant” and the misuse of “kinda politically correct” in lieu of “kinda scientifically correct” pissed you of too, pedanticbastardsoulmatehighfive!
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WHOOPS, our study group's mean dropped to 91.25%...
To be fair, the the prof did say that the trend for our class leaned towards lower scores than the first exam, and only seven people got an 89% or better minus the 7 points of extra credit questions [The prof hasn’t checked those yet, but three of us are almost certain we maxed those extra credit points out, and one is sure she’s going to get 6] so it’s still a pretty decent...
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Why you might want to reconsider being in a study...
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While I have qualities that may make me an excellent, pastry-bearing study groupmate (see-- tmblr.co/ZmxKTyE-_vj7), I have my less than graceful, more snitty governess taskmaster moments as well. Sometimes, I think I'm the lovechild of Dwight Schrute and Angela Kinsey.
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Study Groupmate 1: I studied for seven hours last night, but I'm still so worried!
Study Groupmate 2: Well, okay, tell me all the steps involved in thyroxine and triiodothyronine release.
Study Groupmate 1: No! I don't know that yet! Hehehe
Study Groupmate 2: Oh, come on, you had this down yesterday.
Study Groupmate 1: But I've forgotten it now!
Study Groupmate 2: Come on, try.
Study Groupmate 1: No! I really don't know!
Me: Then you should be worried.
Study Groupmate 3: *gives me a knowing, giggly, "oh no you didn't, bitch" look*
Me: I mean, the prof was pretty clear that there's a good chance that it was going to be an essay question, and we went over this a lot of times in study group so I mean...
Study Groupmate 1: No! Don't tell me that! I need to get an A!
Me: I mean, I'm just saying-- if you don't know that yet, then I don't know what you do know.
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Study Groupmate 1: I'm so scared. I studied for seven hours last night, but I didn't know a lot of things on the exam! How many hours did you study after study group, Dino?
Me: Zero?
Study Groupmate 1: Really?
Me: Not sleeping probably didn't help you. Sleep helps your brain encode stuff. You need to do other mental activities and give that part of your brain some rest too. I mean, at some point, things just aren't going to stick. You would've probably been better off sleeping.
Study Groupmate 1: You probably study a lot every day, huh?
Me: I just listen really well in lecture.
Study Groupmate 1: Photographic memory!
Me: Not really. I'm an auditory learner, and I try to explain things to myself and write my notes in my own words so I understand things rather than just memorize them. It makes the memory more long-term. It's actually nice that he asked questions in this exam that demanded a bit more integration. That's why I always ask you guys to explain your answers when we go over them because we should really know the whys and not just the whats.
Study Groupmate 1: Oh my god, I'm probably going to get a B in that exam. At best.
Me: Welp, the secret to life is low expectations.
Study Groupmate 2: You're not going to get a B. If you do, we'll boycott the next exam!
Me: I mean, I love you guys and all, but I'm taking that exam.
Study Groupmate 2: Hahahaha! Dino's all, "screw you guys!"
Me: I mean, really, what's going to happen if we boycott the exam other than get our grades screwed?
Study Groupmate 2: True.
Me: Just write a strongly-worded letter.
Study Groupmate 2: Yes. That's what we'll do.
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Study groupmate 1 then goes around asking people how many hours they studied before the exam and/or every day, which irritated me because one, she's being really weird and probably inappropriate to these people. Two, referencing how many hours people study for your own study approach is pretty useless since people have different speeds and capacities?
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Me: WELP, it's good that you all look worried because we got lazy this time around. I mean, yesterday, we just weren't focused (Study Groupmate 1 had to attend something [which I found out she could've attended some day and time else] and we all got dragged along) so we need to know what we need to do next time.
My time was wasted (I would've been fine-ish attending SG1's thing, had it not been a last minute, important-schedule-wrecking event), I'm sleep-deprived (and hate myself for just getting 5 hours of sleep before an exam because I just absolutely had to do a marathon of Craig Ferguson interviews and UMVC3 Online Warrior episodes on Youtube -____-) and I just found out that I possibly have a gravely low RBC count. YOU GUYS, even Lady Diana's gracefulness probably didn't have 100% uptime, okay!