I will not overthink this

sunnyskyeee:

How sad.

BUT MEGAN phones are expensive, and, for the most part, when people lose their virginity it’s nothing like losing a phone, which is usually a result of being absentminded idiot and/or some evil person stealing it. It’s still a really big deal if someone lost  their virginity because they’re an absentminded idiot (how does one even do that though?) or because some evil person stole it.

I mean, I don’t understand what business 13 year olds have diddling with each other (My mom’s friend’s child got caught screwing with another kid in the faculty restroom the other day -____- ) because they should be preoccupied with doing schoolwork and completing puberty, but, I mean, when people are your age, Megan— and I’m just assuming you’re speaking in the context of your age group— virginity shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

Of course, I don’t condone getting gangbanged like a skank, but someone of age who loses their virginity doesn’t necessarily transform into an immoral heathen so there’s really very little pathos to the whole thing. I mean, losing your virginity when you’re of age is neither something to cry about  (because you are no longer a pure unicorn, unless you meet the conditions set in paragraph one) nor brag about (because you’re supacool, unless, I mean, okay, you can totally brag to me if you lost it to someone super hot, I guess). Just chill, y’all, and let me calm yo titties, Megan.

(Source: boohoolindalieu, via aznboinicky)